|Subject: My potential employers probably don't like the world of cooch|
Date: Wed 30 July 2008
I really hate to bother you, but being the recent college graduate in low demand that I am, I am engaging in a thus far fruitless attempt to land a job. Although with a degree in Environmental Science and Policy I'm not going to be making the big bucks, I do want to do what I can to make a difference in this rapidly declining planet we call home.
With threats of employers looking up potential employees on facebook and other internet search engines, it has come to my attention that googling my name results in a lovely list of results, the third of which reads the following:
www.joncouture.com/comm0507.html - 110k - Cached - Similar Pages
As if my appearance on a website claiming to be "your home for cooch" alone isn't bad enough, I'm not sure employers would appreciate my skills in slapping the bag, despite the pride I may take in them. With that, I would like to ask you with the deepest hope and sincerity if there is any possibility that you could remove this photo, or at least the caption, from your website? Pretty please? I mean the thing was over a year ago, I'm sure people aren't getting any more enjoyment out of the picture, and it would mean a lot to me in my pathetic time of need.
Thank you very much for your time and consideration, you kind, kind sir.
Have a fabulous week.